geothebio:

the thing with chapstick is that once you start using chapstick you can literally never go back to not using it because your lips will be chapped to shit for the rest of your life

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luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

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jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

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nerds-are-cool:

i-is-andy:

should I open the door

you should open the door

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somepretty-things:

boo-author:

fluffmugger:

beckyblackbooks:

Yawns are catching. Even when you’re kittens in a bucket.

OH GOD THERE ARE THREE OF THEM

The mythical kittydra!

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priyabilauta1313:

extraordinaryu:

detecivesangelstardisandwands:

zombiemerman:

extraordinary-british-gentleman:

atokniiro:

tea-at-narnia:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

got u a party hat for the party for u

Streamers!

hello friend i bring u anime

I brought happy music :D

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY

This is so beautiful and it made my day im spreading this as much as possible

This is an example of how tumblr is indeed a good thing and not a bad influence

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thechamberofsecrets:

earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally that whole community exists just for girls because it’s something that so many of us enjoy and yet men still think that we wear makeup for them

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slayboybunny:

it is amazing how adults wonder why teenagers are online so much while they continually ignore and dismiss all of their thoughts and feelings. like geez i wonder why kids these days would turn to the internet, a place where they can interact with others and receive an abundance of the support and attention they lack in their daily lives

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panic/anxiety attack

jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

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iv0611:

madmaudlingoes:

creedofpirates:

countessnoir:

Look how big that things fucking wings are!

I’m not reblogging this because of the effin’ bird

A friend of mine is a falconer, and I’ve seen pictures of her holding a golden eagle like that. HE IS MAKING IT LOOK SMALL.

Ok yeah, the man is definitely beautiful but srsly u guise - DAT. BIRD.

Can we talk about golden eagles for a sec?  Because these bitches are what we call apex predators - they’re at the top of the motherfucking food chain.  Only humans are really a threat to them, but we don’t really count because we’re a threat to fucking everything ever on the planet anyway.  

Golden eagles have killed deer and wolves, they can frighten off grizzly bears, even fucking honey badgers are terrified of these motherfuckers.

That’s right.  Honey badger don’t give a fuck…unless a golden eagle is around.

Golden eagles are fucking amazing.  Srsly.

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weloveshortvideos:

Short people be like

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