neko-means-cat:

im not even a pug and im probably guilty of the same crimes

(via captainunicornnipples)

shingeki-how-about-no-kyojin:

askchibieren:

M-maybe another time…

Someone draw Jean pushing Eren out of the way while holding a jar full of money.

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blue-author:

dutchster:

roachpatrol:

nentindo:

there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden

these sound completely legit

WHY IS THE FUTURE

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sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via pizza)

minmo:

The bears are in

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captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

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…….

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what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

(via moistfurry)

(Source: psi-thunder, via moistfurry)

explodingcolor:

that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively

(Source: be-a-riot-grrrl, via selectfrequency)

queergear:

the-grand-fangirl:

cosplaytipsandtricks:

homestuckresources:

kcaacbay:

How to cover up tattoos!

  • use a red lipstick covering the outlines
  • pat on a light concealer, using a setting powder
  • pat on your skin tone concealer, and clean up any mistakes using baby wipes to remove excess concealer
  • use a fluffy brush and smooth it out with foundation powder.
VIDEO TUTORIAL:

we don’t usually reblog/post cosplay stuff, but a friend pointed it out to me and i haven’t seen it elsewhere SO maybe it can help someone!

Useful for cosplay AND if you’re applying for a job that views tattoos as ‘unprofessional’. 

Also good for hickeys

This just seems useful for any purpose so here you go

(Source: beautyfit-kc, via canadas-butt)

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

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lmao

(Source: royalteens, via selectfrequency)

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

stoned-levi:

what if levi doesn’t spin on purpose what if he’s just a big fucking spazz who can’t hold shit properly 

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humanity’s swiftest trainwreck

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The man who will lead us to victory, ladies and gentlemen.

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The adventures of a completely able man in his early 30’s.

you guy can totally add to this if you want

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starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

codemilkygreen:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

i’m game

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

(via selectfrequency)

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

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appendomarquee:

theclearlydope:

Your friendly neighborhood bored grocery store stock guys.

This might actually be the best thing ever.

(Source: reddit.com, via canadas-butt)