May 2013
103 posts
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
getoffmybloghoe:
when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
matthitarchive:
perk of dating me: i have no social life so we can hang out whenever it’s convenient for you
Types of kisses and their meaning
toujiii:
Forehead: Friendship Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness Tip of nose: Good luck Cheek: Happy to see you Lips: Love Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire Top of hand: Respect, loyalty Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
homosaurus-rex:
homosaurus-rex:
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
roughrimjob:
Baby snakes appreciation post
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
Feel old?
Shrek 1: Came out 12 years ago
Monsters Inc: Came out 12 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 21 years old
Hillary Duff: Mom
That's so Raven: Been off TV for 7 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 10 years ago
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shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
“The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured...”
– John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via collectivecadaver)
ven0moth:
the worst is when you bite an onion ring and the onion comes out
